The Blissful Berghout's (alliteration)

Guys, I promise this is the only post.
I promise.
Until we have access to all our beautiful wonderful pictures, and then there might be another.
I promise this is it other than that though.
Really.
There's a reason it's been over a month since Matt and I got married and this is the first you've really heard about the wedding.
I've been busy.
but that's not the reason.
I just hate newly wed posts and the "OH MY GOSH WE'RE SO SO SO IN LOVE AND NO ONE IN THIS WORLD COULD POSSIBLY BE AS HAPPY AS WE ARE BECAUSE WE ARE SO SO SO IN LOVE AND HAPPIER THAN ANYONE ELSE HAS EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE BECAUSE WE ARE SO SO SO IN LOVE" -ness of it all.
shut up.
really.
please.
do us a favor.
also, that goes for all you women and your pregnant belly pictures. You're pregnant. We're excited for you. You're getting rounder. That's normal. Please stop with the "baby bump" pictures.
Sorry, enough of my ranting.
And I'm really going to try to make this not about how blissfully happy and in love we are. Don't get me wrong, we are super happy and super in love, but I know that's not what you want to hear about. You honestly don't want to hear about this, and I'm sorry but I haven't posted in a long time, and everything I've tried to write has been a rant on pregnant girls posting pictures of their non-exsistant tummies because they're 6 weeks along and not even showing yet. For the love of all things holy, stop. I'm just trying to get back in the writing game. So be patient. You can even click the back button now if you're tired of me. I'll be ok without you.
Sorry, I'm cynical tonight and upset with pregnant people apparently.
My wedding was special to me, and that's why I want to blog about it I guess. Because that's the point of this blog.
It's for me as much as it is for you sad suckers who I trick into reading it.
Please, keep reading it. I love you all.
So should I get the the point?
My wedding was awesome.
It was perfect weather, which was a huge concern. May weddings are tricky, but I guess all weddings are because Utah weather is as temperamental as I am. Which is saying something.
We got married May 24th, 2014, in the Brigham City Temple.
How amazing it is to know that I'll be able to be with Matt for all eternity. Ha, sucker. I've got you now. Just kidding, love you, Boo.
I forgot my temple dress in Ogden. We didn't have time to go back and get it. But it turned out to be a great thing because they let me wear my wedding dress for the sealing, which was AWESOME. Crisis averted.
The ceremony was beautiful. Even if I said "well, darn" in the temple (my soul is probably doomed now) when the temple sealer told me I couldn't sit down yet.
And when he asked how it felt to be "Mrs. Berghout" I said "...kinda weird."
I'm rather eloquent, aren't I?
Oh, but it only gets better.
My first action after being presented to all our family outside the temple as Husband and Wife was to shove Matt and yell at him for stepping on my dress.
*face palm*
I then lost him after he wandered away to greet family without taking his new wife with him.
We were off to a super great start.
As sarcastic as that sounds, we really really were off to a super great start, guys.
Because that's who we are.
We're dysfunctional but in the absolute best way possible. In fact, we're dysfunctional just enough to reverse and make us functional. It makes us who we are and it strengthens us so much because it makes us laugh. He makes me happier than I've ever been, and he makes me stronger every day. We build each other up.
I know we don't have a "perfect" relationship, I know we're going to argue about dumb things some times. I know that it's not going to be sunshine and lollipops every day. But I love what we have, and I know that when things get hard we're going to get through them. We've been inseparable since the day we met (you know, other than when he was on a mission in Texas for 2 years), and it's going to stay that way.
Forever.
What an amazing word.
Forever.