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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Feed Me or Die- A Legitimate Threat

Have you seen 'The Avengers'? For my sake I'll just assume you all said yes. Well, it's a pretty awesome movie. I will admit that I was not a fan of the Hulk. I mean, seriously? I guess the animation was cool, but I found that actor to be lifeless and just not entertaining--at all. I just rolled my eyes at him most of the time, until he smashed Loki into the floor (oops, spoiler alert). Then I had a little respect for the guy.
So what exactly does this have to do with my "legitimate threat"? WELL... I feel like I need to go to some sort of anonymous meeting because... Hi, I'm Kirsten, and I have had blood-sugar issues for the last 18 and a half year. It runs in the family I guess, my mom and my younger brother also have this problem. I think everyone does in some sort of moderation, but I'm a little bit different. My sugar issues first made an appearance when I was about 18 months old, and they've stuck with me for my whole life. Most people that have low blood-sugar issues get sad, or just kind of shut down when their levels get low, but I'm not like most people. Now, this is not a serious problem, I'm not diabetic or hypoglycemic or something such as that BUT if my sugar-levels get low...
That just about sums it up. I mean, I don't turn green, but I will kill you. I get angry, and there is no talking me out of it. Only thing that fixes it is sugar, so keep jell-o on you at all times if you want to live.So there you have it. I'm the Incredible Hulk. Any questions?